East coast Lisa gives the ‘She’s Baaaack!’ piece a big thumbs up! Glad my thought gave you and Lisa a laugh. Not rushing demise, I’ll suffer on. Keep engaging and entertaining us with your writings. You probably wouldn’t cut it in real garbage anyway.
A dizzying ride through a very warped world. As a relatively simple, no preferred pronoun guy, who needed to Google the lyrics to WAP and the rapper Lizzo, and who watched a portion of the video combining the two, I am comforted in the knowledge that life is finite.
After Lisa and I picked ourselves up off the floor and regained our stomach muscles, I wanted to congratulate you on the best punchline in human history. I will now retire from my fledgling writing career, and get a job with the garbage company. Here's wishing you, as requested, an early end to your suffering.
East coast Lisa gives the ‘She’s Baaaack!’ piece a big thumbs up! Glad my thought gave you and Lisa a laugh. Not rushing demise, I’ll suffer on. Keep engaging and entertaining us with your writings. You probably wouldn’t cut it in real garbage anyway.
You're right. If I had to show up on time, I'd be finished before my first day started.
A dizzying ride through a very warped world. As a relatively simple, no preferred pronoun guy, who needed to Google the lyrics to WAP and the rapper Lizzo, and who watched a portion of the video combining the two, I am comforted in the knowledge that life is finite.
After Lisa and I picked ourselves up off the floor and regained our stomach muscles, I wanted to congratulate you on the best punchline in human history. I will now retire from my fledgling writing career, and get a job with the garbage company. Here's wishing you, as requested, an early end to your suffering.
Insanity at best. I really appreciate your articles, J C ❤️
Thanks, Anna!