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Gus Lodato's avatar

Myself being recently found, I must admit never having an inkling I was lost prior to the event. My foundness emerged recently and surfaced over a brief period, triggered by a gift from Leatherman tool from a friend. Worn daily, I am now complete. Ironically, it’s too late to matter much and I, and those around me, don’t give a shit anyway. But W really do like the Leatherman. Thanks, JC.

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JC Bourque's avatar

I am grateful, in a very small way, that something as trivial as a multi-tool, can provide that last, tiny, sought-after component that could complete the personhood of someone who has been "this close" for seventy long years. I humbly accept personal responsibility for everything you have become. I have a can opener if you need it.

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Gus Lodato's avatar

No can opener necessary. The multi tool has one. However, an aerial work platform that attaches to tractor forks is on order. I’m playing my baritone ukulele again. Such possibilities! All owed to the multi tool epiphany!

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JC Bourque's avatar

Hearing of your aerial work platform has triggered a severe case of tractor envy. I am now plunging into the depths of despair after the brief high of being responsible for your sense of completeness.

OK, I'm over it already.

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Anna Lanzotti-Venrick's avatar

LOL! 😂😂😂 Why didnt i think of that?!

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JC Bourque's avatar

Simple, really.

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steven lightfoot's avatar

You kill me.

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JC Bourque's avatar

Try CPR. You are in my prayers.

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Anna Lanzotti-Venrick's avatar

😂😂😂

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